Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it Gemini: fake Cancer: crybaby ass Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u. Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy Libra: basic Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful. Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too. Capricorn: bitter Aquarius: clean ur fingernails Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
this is it this is my favorite picture of all time
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
sorry, via shamblingshitpickle)
could someone explain to me how King Crimson works…….
It erases the process but keeps the results.
IE, if I were to shoot someone, the time between the trigger being pulled and them being shot would be erased from their mind, but…
Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird.
This may be the creepiest shit I’ve ever seen O_O
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why would you say “my penis in your butt” when you can say
i hope yall don’t have to be told this is a joke (but also, hopefully, true)
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px
i dont use that trick
this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.
i moved out 4 years ago and the novelty of living on my own is still goin strong, like ill be chillin on the couch in my underwear eating cheese balls and be like “hell yea this is sweet i dont miss high school or home at all”
i am 100% sure jaden smith is banksy
pointless-nonsense, via shamblingshitpickle)
grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year
Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.
who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?
originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell
With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again
This is gorgeous…..
Yet another thing I’m really liking today
even if you don’t like homestuck this is magnificent
filtered-rays, via shamblingshitpickle)